Friday, September 18, 2015

Martians attacking the Jews again!

Actual NYT headline 14 Sept 2015
When Alexander Levlovich was murdered by Palestinian rock throwers earlier this week the New York Times covered the story with the headline "Jewish Man Dies as Rocks Pelt His Car in East Jerusalem".

Actual J Post headline 18 Sept 2015
This prompted Stephen Flatow to write that the Jewish man's mysterious death must have been caused by Martians.

Actual bus that mysteriously caught fire yesterday
But the main stream media determination to relieve the Palestinians of any responsibility for their violent actions is not restricted to 'non-Jewish' sources. For today the Jerusalem Post has the headline story "Israeli bus catches fire in East Jerusalem attack"  which again suggests some mysterious non-human intervention. Yet another case of Mars attacks! apparently.

You can see a video of the bus on fire here.
 Looks like I will need to update the Rules and Guidelines for reporting terrorist attacks against Israelis to ensure that the blame for any casualties lies firmly with the Martians.

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