Monday, July 28, 2014

Saving the British media a lot of effort in their Gaza reporting

In order to save British media editors the effort of any novel reporting over the next few weeks I am pleased to be able to present a  convenient, easily adapted template that can be repeated EVERY day until a ceasefire is imposed on Israel <*for the figures simply refer to the method described here>. In fact, it's the very same one they have been using every day for the last four weeks! And what's really great is that it can be used by newspapers of every political pursuasion because they all know there is no alternative view to present!

Please note the template is the copyright of: The Guardian, Independent, The Sun, The Times, Mirror, Express Mail, Metro, Evening Standard, Telegraph, Socialist Worker, BBC, Sky News, Channel 4 News, ITV News, LBC, CNN, Google news, Yahoo News,.Ny Times, LA Times, ....

And of course below is the "News" that must never be seen by the public at large.


Anonymous said...

This is absolutely not fair. There has been much more variation than you claim. For example, I saw the use of "Palestinian babies" rather than "Palestinian children" in one headline. Also they do NOT always refer to what Israel is doing as "genocide". They sometimes say something completely different like "war crime" or simply "targeting all civilians"

asherpat said...

@Anonymous, you forgot "ethnic cleansing"

Edgar, excellent at usual!

Anonymous said...

This sort of "news" always reminds me of the fellow who said in court: "your honour, the man dared to break my hand when he hit it with his face".
TBH I have not watched/listened to mainstream "news" for over two decades such has been my disgust at its bias. What the media does NOT realise is that more and more westerners are seeing it for the bull effluent it really is and UNLESS politicians take notice there will be change forced upon them.