Friday, December 27, 2013

Tear down the Zionist apartheid Thames Barrier: A brave statement by the St John’s Church Leicester Square*

The Church's life-size replica of the hated Zionist Thames Barrier

While the St James’ Church in Piccadilly has constructed a replica of the Zionist apartheid wall in solidarity with our Palestinian brethren at Christmas time, we at the St John’s Church Leicester Square are delighted to unveil an even more impressive act of solidarity: a life-size replica of the hated, apartheid Zionist Thames Barrier. As everybody is aware, the Thames Barrier was erected by the so-called “British Government” of Margaret Thatcher (but under direct Zionist control) 30 years ago. The British Zionists laughingly claim that the Thames Barrier is a ‘security’ barrier to protect London from flooding during high tides. But everybody knows that the barrier was built specifically to fence in the entire Muslim population of Europe. This includes some 285 million Palestinian refugees who form the remnant of the 250 million Palestinians brutally massacred by the Zionists in one day alone in 1967***.  Anybody who has seen this brutal monstrosity close up when it is raised will have witnessed the heartbreaking scenes of Palestinian refugees and other Muslims being brutally stopped from reaching London along the River Thames. This is as much a breach of the Palestinians' human rights as the hated Zionist wall, which restricts the inalienable rights of Palestinians to commit suicide bombings against pizza parlours filled with Zionist children.

Our replica of the Thames Barrier took 16 years to build at a cost of just 439 billion pounds, and was funded voluntarily by UK and EU taxpayers through the financing of two charities: the Christian charity “Feed the Gaza Poor” and the Muslim Charity “Jihad against Jews”. On the 12th day of Christmas (6 January 2014) the barrier will be torn down and destroyed as an act of hopeful symbolism.  In response to those Zionists who question why the money was not spent on actually helping Palestinians, we can assure the world that there is no better way to help the Palestinians than to put on special shows in central London at Christmas time demanding the end of the Zionist state. In any case the Palestinians already get sufficient funds from the UK and EU to carry out their valiant armed struggle.  And to those ignorant Zionists who question why a Church is supporting the Palestinian armed struggle at Christmas time when Christians are being “massacred by Muslims” throughout the Middle East, Far East and Africa we say that those actions are the natural response to the Zionist occupation as exemplified by the Thames Barrier. In any case, set against the Zionist crimes the Muslim persecution and murder of Christians (in Syria, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Algeria, Lebanon, Libya, Afghanistan, Turkey, Nigeria, Kenya, Central African Republic, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Philippines, Maldives, Mauritania, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, United Arab Emirates,Yemen, Gaza, Bethlehem and other PA controlled areas) is of no significance at all and must therefore be completely ignored by all true Christians. 

**All these figures have been independently verified by the Right Honorable George Galloway, MP for Bradford Jihad South who can also personally vouch for the fact that no less than 248 million of the murdered Palestinians were children under the age of 4 and they all had their eyes gouged out and their limbs cut off.

*Satire (incredible number of readers who failed to notice)

For alternative view of this story see here.

16 Jan 2014 Update: Another important replica to be built by the St James' Church

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear that next year they are doing a life-size replica of the Great Wall of China, which everyone knows was built by the Zionists to stop Muslim immigration to China.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. Deserves widespread coverage. I intend to send it to some 500 people if that's ok.

Edgar Davidson said...

Yes, please send it on.

Avraham Reiss said...

Brilliant, Edgar!
From Jerusalem, I salute you.

But we need people like you here - in Israel - not in the UK land of christianity.

Edgar Davidson said...

Avraham

Thanks. I think you may like the new related story I have just posted:

http://edgar1981.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/iron-dome-new-idea-for-st-james-church.html


Anonymous said...

Very funny! We need more of this kind of thing.

Another satire here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah3H6ET6YrQ&feature=youtu.be

Edgar Davidson said...

That youtube video is indeed of my alterego Fiona Warburton:

http://palestinefreenow.blogspot.co.uk/