Exclusive: The full statement the Spanish asked Jewish performer to sign (plus letters for other performers)**

Following the Spanish Music festival’s banning of American Jewish performer Matisyahu for refusing to endorse the goals of the boycott Israel movement, I can reveal the following full text of the statement he (and indeed all Jews) was expected to sign, along with letters for other nationals:

The Jew letter:

 For consistency the following is the template letter to be signed by all British nationals (or British sympathisers) planning to perform:
 

 The following proposed letter for Iranian nationals was rejected since it was so obviously racist:

 **Satire - but not much different from the actual statement these goons expected Matisyahu to make.