By Jonathan Arshole
As Deputies elected by no less than 14 people from across
the UK, we speak on behalf of all British Jews in expressing our delight at this
ban. Our lobbying played a major role in achieving it.
To ensure that we would never be negatively influenced
ourselves by their hate speech, I am pleased to confirm that no Deputy has ever
read a word that either Robert Spencer or Pamela Geller has written. However,
the Guardian, Al Jazeera, the Socialist Workers Party, George Galloway, Ken
Livingstone, Baroness Warsi, as well as every major Islamic Organisation in the
UK, have confirmed that Spencer and Geller are racist fanatics who seek nothing
less than the death of every Muslim in the world. Even right-wing organisations
such as the BBC and the Liberal Democrat Party agree that Spencer and Geller
are anti-Muslim bigots. We also note
that among the racist fanatics who ‘support’ Spencer and Geller are so-called
abused ‘Muslim’ women and homosexuals, and apostates from Islam, who have all ‘testified’
that Geller and Spencer are ‘freedom fighters who counter Jihad oppression’.
These so-called ‘Muslims’ are clearly liars, as evidenced by the fact that not
one has been interviewed by the BBC.
The Board of Deputies is especially delighted that the banning
of Spencer and Geller means that nobody else in the UK will have to hear a
single word of their hate-speech. This represents a major success for freedom
of speech in the UK, since every politician, news presenter, writer and Imam is
now free to make up any claim they wish about the extent of the evil of Spencer
and Geller without the fear of being challenged or having to back it up with
any facts. The banning of Spencer and Geller also ensures that the British main
stream media is free to continue with not having to cover stories about ‘Islamic
threats’ around the whole world that Spencer and Geller claim to exist. As Jews
we are especially grateful that we can continue to remain blissfully unaware of
the multiple threats posed to us by the Islamists. This enables us to continue
to work closely with our Muslim partners in combatting the real common threats posed
to us and the whole of humanity: the EDL, UKIP, and the Jewish Defence League.
The Board of Deputies’ relentless commitment to freedom of
speech is confirmed by its continued support for the right of every Muslim Brotherhood,
Hezbollah and Al Quaeda Imam to come to the UK to preach. Their presence
improves community cohesion by uniting Muslims in their hatred of Western
values and Jews, while any attempt to ban them would be counterproductive since
it would inflame Muslim sensitivity and result in understandable violence, especially
against Jews.
The banning of Spencer and Geller is a glorious moment for
British Jewry since it has brought us closer to our friends in the Muslim
Community. As a sign of our closer cooperation I am delighted to announce that
the Board will be delegating all future security arrangements to the Islamic
Foundation of Europe, and that our Middle East Policy will be subcontracted to
the Muslim Public Affairs Committee.
*For those commenters who did not realise it, this is intended to be satirical, although the
original statement is not much better
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